ListingsUpdated Tue 13 Oct
The Clapham Grand London: what's on
A 1900 variety theatre by Clapham Junction, now a club and live room that keeps its balconies. It publishes an exact finish time on every show, which almost nothing else in London does, and a good half of the programme runs past midnight. The box office is on 020 7223 6523.
The Clapham Grand, 21 to 25 St John's Hill, Battersea, London SW11 1TTBattersea
- Websiteclaphamgrand.com
- Checked7 September 2026
Hours and prices change. The venue link is the one to trust.
What to expect
8 listings ahead at The Clapham Grand, in Battersea. Filed under Gigs, Cabaret and Clubs.
Nearby
Battersea has the nearest stations and everything else on in the same part of town. Every date we hold for this address is on this page, soonest first.
Wednesday
14 October-
Gigs From £35.02 Closed
Clapham Grand: Aleja and La Grua world tour
The Clapham Grand has taken this show off its calendar and the ticket page has gone, so treat the night as off. Nothing else is listed at the venue that Wednesday.
Friday
16 October-
Gigs £25.97
Clapham Grand: Massaoke: Time Machine
Massaoke: Time Machine at the Clapham Grand, 18:30 to 22:30.
Saturday
17 October-
Clubs £18.61
Clapham Grand: Swiftogeddon: twenty years of Taylor special
Swiftogeddon: twenty years of Taylor special at the Clapham Grand, 22:00 to 03:00. Runs past midnight.
Sunday
18 October-
Gigs
Clapham Grand: 2026 Lee Young Ji world tour
2026 Lee Young Ji world tour at the Clapham Grand, 17:00 to 21:00.
Monday
19 October-
Gigs From £29.90
Clapham Grand: Adriana Calcanhotto, solo concert
Adriana Calcanhotto, solo concert at the Clapham Grand, 18:30 to 22:00.
Tuesday
20 OctoberWednesday
21 October-
Cabaret £14.42 to £26.90, sold out with a waiting list Sold out
Clapham Grand: The Twilight Drag Show
Twilight rewritten by drag: Cabbage the Clown and Fabio Lezonli, doors 6.30pm, show 7.45pm. Sold out, with a waiting list.
Thursday
22 October-
Cabaret From £12.36
Clapham Grand: The Gallifrey Cabaret: Monsters and Aliens Ball
The Gallifrey Cabaret: Monsters and Aliens Ball at the Clapham Grand, 18:30 to 22:30.
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